We Steal From Old People: Game Wiki

Sources reviewed: 2026-11-12

This is a game wiki. The Wikipedia article that ranks for the bare word “wiki” is about the Bricks & Minifigs dispute, not the move set.

Who you play

The store calls the player a slimy little brick weasel and a brick vampire. The key art is an orange, horned figure with a cane. Old people are the crowd you take bricks from. They drop bricks when hit. That is the store’s description, not a damage table.

Weirdos, vigilantes, protectors

Three names point at the same opposition. The store says internet vigilantes. One Big Sip’s exhibit titles include “Run from the old people protectors” and “Who is this YouTuber.” Zyphon’s guide says Weirdos. I keep all three. A YouTuber is one enemy type in that exhibit list, not a full bestiary.

The Emperor

The Emperor is an NPC in the Emperor’s Lair. The published line is “Do it!” See the walkthrough for why that is not a boss guide.

Words the store actually uses

Five goons

Minimum Wage Employee, Karen Manager, Cop, Corporate Muscle, Corporate Lawyer. The store’s prose says Karen Managers and Corrupt Cops. Rates and the “no strength ranking” rule live on the builds page.

Crew

That table is the One Big Sip about page. Dexerto also names Dayton Mills and Zack Harmon as the studio’s co-founders. I am not adding a track list. Searches of the store, the studio page, and the press kit did not turn up the song titles that keyword lists repeat.