We Steal From Old People: Best Builds

Sources reviewed: 2026-11-12

There is no tier list with numbers behind it. There is one fully printed recipe, a recipe ladder up to “discover all,” and five goons whose creation rates fall off a cliff.

How a build is printed

Builds are assembled on the PLAYMAT. The store says brick builds earn passive income you spend on goons, and that secret builds exist. A build can be sold — “Sell your first build” is at 80.6% — and a rare build is its own achievement, with a 5.5% global rate in the 12 Nov record. You can store a build in the safe (93.4%). “Full Safe Access,” every slot, sits at 1.0%.

How many recipes

One hundred is a floor, not a catalog. I will not rank recipes I have not seen. The BMX line is the sample: jump, magnet, health, regen. If later shots print more cards, this table should grow by adding rows, not by guessing power.

Goons, in the order people actually make them

A Goon Piece comes first (55.0%). Buying a Goon Ball is next (44.0%). The store names Karen Managers and Corrupt Cops as the workforce that deals with internet vigilantes. The achievement names add three more. Max-upgrade rates are all at or below 1%, which tells me almost nobody has finished a goon yet. It does not tell me which goon is stronger. Cost and combat numbers are not published.

What to care about before a tier list exists

• Sell and store early. Those two achievements are among the most common, so the loop expects both.
• Ground pound is the community stun. Ordinary attacks do not stagger the crowd, according to the discussion posts.
• Homing dirt is the complaint that shows up next to the two-minute power spike. A build that only adds damage does not answer that post.
• The westeal.com “build guides” are instructions for physical brick figures, 134 and 114 steps. They are not these recipes.