Editorial policy
Sources reviewed:
If a number is on this site, a public page said it, and the sources list names that page with the day I read it.
- Two independent sources count as checked. One source stays labeled as one source.
- When Steam and SteamDB disagree, both numbers stay. I do not average them.
- A blank cell means the source did not publish that value. I do not estimate it to fill the table.
- The real-world dispute is reported with “according to” and the outlet’s name. Allegations stay allegations.
- I do not publish instructions for harming real people. The game is a satire. The pages about it stay on the game.
- Screenshots are the studio’s store and press images, captioned as such.
- Each page ends with one limitation line. That line is the boundary. It is not a stack of apologies.
- Corrections: [email protected].
The checked date on every page is 12 November 2026 unless a later edit changes that page’s date. Prices and review counts move. If you are buying, the Steam page wins over this guide.

FAQ
Do you invent build stats?
No. The only full recipe stat block on the site is the BMX Bike line from a store screenshot.
Sources
| Source | Checked |
|---|---|
| Steam store page | 2026-11-12 |